XKCD has an excellent timeline of the next century as determined by Google prophecy.
The good news? Jesus and Atlantis return to Earth…fairly regularly. Humans will domestic and have sex with robots, Cyprus will achieve its goal (?), and a 14 bladed razor is on the horizon.
The bad news? Printed newspapers may become obsolete and in 2051 the atmosphere will finally escape it’s terrestrial bounds and re-merge with space.
The mixed news? Dogs driving cars by 2053.