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The Gnostic Galactivation of the Juggalos

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Warning! The following article contains dangerous amounts of freshness. Too much freshness has been known to explode the brain.

The Gathering of the Juggalos has been Galactivated (see the video below).

The Gathering of the Juggalos is an annual underground music festival taking place in Cave In Rock, Illinois.

Cave in Rock is a nexus point of geomantic energies. It is the point at which Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Missouri, and Arkansas conjoin in continental bliss. The Cave has traditionally been a hideout for river pirates, counterfeiters, serial killers, highwaymen and various other outlaw types.

It is also one of several entrances to the legendary city of Agartha inside the Hollow Earth.

The Juggalos (and Juggalettes) are an active sect of Rust Belt gnostics operating in the blighted suburbs of America’s Midwest.

The architecture of their gnosis is defined by the Dark Carnival, a revelation of the afterlife illuminated by the Juggalo prophet Violent J. The Dark Carnival was revealed to Violent J in a dream and expounded upon through a series of six albums. Each album embodies an archetype and relays a gospel of morality. Together the six albums make up the deck of Joker Cards.

The Joker Cards, like the Tarot, are used as a tool of divination and meditation among Juggalos on their path of gnosis. The archetypes of the Joker Cards include the Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, the Riddle Box, The Great Milenko, the Amzaing Jeckel Brothers, and The Wraith (Death). The entities characterized in the Joker Cards are spirits that “try to save the human soul by showing the wickedness inside one’s self”.

“When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female, when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [The Dark Carnival].”

Through the cultivation of the Wicked Shit (their word for mana force) Juggalos are able to transcend their individuality and enter into a state a macrocosmic collective consciousness. Using the mantra “FAM-A-LEE” huge crowds of Juggalos can pool their consciousness into a non-linear energetic mass capable of contacting Galactic Races and generating huge amounts of garbage.

A sacramental baptism by Faygo (a holy corn-based beverage) is necessary for a candidate to become initiated into the Juggalo sect. Faygo is explosively distributed by the gnostic prophets Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope during their Insane Clown Posse concerts.

The Unveiling is the ultimate statement of Juggalo gnosis. The video below illustrates both the meaning and intent of the Juggalo prophets and their connection to the gnostic godhead.

All we’re doing is pointing this shit out to you, we in this together!
Who’s behind the Dark Carnival, thet Gatherings and the Hatchet?
Who’s beind Dark Lotus, the circus and everybody at it?
Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalette and fuckin Faygo showers?
What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit, who’s behind these Juggalo powers?
This ain’t no fuckin fan club
It aint about making a buck.
Don’t buy our fuckin action figures, bitch, I dont give a fuck.
It aint About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or seventeen.
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean?
Truth is we follow GOD
We’ve always been behind him
The Dark Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find him!

See you at the Gathering my ninjas!


A User’s Guide to Icelandic Music and Magic

Monday, July 11th, 2011

Iceland produces some of the most beautiful and unique music in the world. The 2005 documentary Screaming Masterpiece takes a look at the ancient, magical roots of Icelandic music and the genius of Iceland’s contemporary musicians. The film includes live footage of Sigur Ros, Bjork, mum, Johann Johannsson, and many others.

Similarly beautiful and unique is Icelandic culture’s magical system of runic sigils (or staves).

Follow this link to a full directory of staves for later use.

The stave below is the Vegvísir, a symbol used to navigate to safe harbor in bad weather. An ancient Icelandic manuscript says “if this sign is carried, one will never lose one’s way in storms or bad weather, even when the way is not known”

Now have a look at this crop circle from 2009.

The people of Iceland are subject to incredibly harsh environmental conditions, dangers at sea, catastrophic volcanic activity, supernatural interactions with the huldufolk (invisible ‘Hidden Folk’ living inside rocks) and possible gateways to the cities of Shamballa and Agartha within the Hollow Earth. As such they have developed a highly advanced magical system of sigils to aid in protection, fertility, prosperity and access to remote realms.

Speaking of hidden worlds beneath Iceland, a recent study of the North Atlantic has discovered an ancient submerged landscape. The flooded land is complete with rivers and mountains,

The burning scientific question, according to White, is what made this landscape rise up, then subside within 2.5 million years? “From a geological perspective, that is a very short period of time,” he said.

Although Atlantis is pretty far of the mark, there is a chance that this near polar, underwater landscape may be connected with the mythical realm of Hyperborea

So how does one put all this information to use? It’s a simple recipe – consecrate your space, play some Icelandic music from the film that moves you, pick or create a sigil for safe navigation, and go on a voyage to realms unseen.

Let us know how it turns out. Sweet dreams.

Sigur Rós – Glósóli from Arni & Kinski on Vimeo.